Mischief Managed

This is an actual Freedom of Information Act request from a right-wing group looking to punish resistance:


This is where I’m tempted to make an “am I high right now or is it everyone else” joke, but being high is way more fun than this, y’all.  

Though I’m hard pressed to think of a more appropriate nickname for their super-white, greed-fueled murdercult than “Death Eaters”.