This is from a page I found in one of my notebooks just now:
Rocco The Lobster
In a tank in a faux Chinese restaurant
Wondering what happened to the sea
The sea got weird
Flubwablab the Monkey-Faced Loon
what does he do
he's the Slenderman of farts and tickles
Slenderman of farts and tickles
Murph the Go-Fuck-Yourself Hamster
He has tattoos
And big (for a hamster) fuck-off arms!
He will break a goddamn wheel!
Dewdrop the Radioactive Stabwound
Orifice Joe and his Howling Trapeze Fish
Little Wonky Butt Farts and His Magic Ding-a-Ling of Science!
Then it's a few programming notes and reminders. I have no memory of writing this, and it's in a work notebook.