Dubya Dubya Jaye Dee

"You have heard that it was said, 'An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.' But I say to you, You can also light him up if you're about to run out of people-killin' drugs."

—Euthanasians 5:38-39


New strategy when I hear anyone talk about our alleged Christian values is to laugh in that horse-assed motherfucker's face.

With a big old hee-haw, hee-haw and handwavey donkey ear pantomimes like I'm George "Speedbag" Bailey.