They said it couldn’t be done. The fools.
But I did it.
I made the most metal veggie burger of all time.
When you have a friend who makes ads for a living, the one-off text conversation jokes operate on a whole ‘nother level.
And I got my hair did up festive
Another Caucasian, Jerry.
Game designers, we need to have a talk.
Burst-to-GIF* is my new favorite shortcut.
This is your annual reminder that Over the Garden Wall is better than any allegedly “great” pumpkins.
Life can sometimes surprise you
The hype about the power of the Vitamix blender?
Is not hype.
It’s been two years since we brought him home all riddled with worms and bugbites. Two years of stepping on metal pencil eraser housings, of LEGO blocks chewed to Dali-esque dimensions. Two years of him giving a piece of his mind to, well, whatever it is past the northwest corner of the fence.
Two years of gazing longingly at dogwoods, yearning for a love that can never be.
Two years of perfecting his are-you-going-to-eat-that Oliver Twist face.
Two years of jockeying for couch position with the kids. And mostly winning.
Two years of mirroring my own distrust of authority with more forthrightness and courage than I ever showed.
Happy Gotcha Day, boogs. Please stay off the dining room table.
Every now and then my to-do list on my desk pad accidentally becomes a morning meditation.
It was on sale
Best buds for LIFE